purdaldoo:
oncie-da-vinci:
mysilentlullaby:
duamuteffe:
conspiciousconsumption:
piedoomy:
zevirex:
typicalbrony:
yourfavoritebrony:
ponyvillenews:
raikissu:
getonthelizard:
effyeahpegasister:
Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up
Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.
Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz
Pokemon: you leave your house to be an animal trainer.
Battlefield: Basically Call of Duty.
Sims- basically the boring part of real life- houses, jobs, money,kids- rolled into a game.
Skyrim; Walkin, walkin, walkin, arrow in the knee, new spell, poof, HEY A DRAGON! but wait… your game froze.
some weird robot lady locked you in a closet and you make holes and shit to get to the door
Alice: Madness Returns: Crazy Alice-poser runs around slashing shit with a knife and and fighting all these things in this place because she’s crazy
Space Harrier - You’re a guy who clings to a inexplicably free-roaming jet engine that only goes at Ludicrous Speed and you have a weapon you never see that shoots lasers or sommat at large lumpy obstacles. Sometimes you die because you fly into a mammoth.
Silent Hill: You’re looking for you child because you are a terrible father and lost her. You encounter some cult and drug peddling shit and you get creeped the fuck out. You end up finding out your kid is the reincarnation of a “virgin Mary” type figure and you end up killing the god she gives birth to.
you’re an italian renaissance playboy who does literally nothing but kill a bunch of people because his family was killed, thus fighting violence with violence, and there is literally nothing else in the game except for some historical figures who want to bang you (or your dad)
Portal 2: You’re a brain-damaged woman who can’t talk. You team up with a potato and jump through some holes so some robot can get off on it. In co-op you and your partners are robot slaves who jump through some holes so another robot can get off on it.
Ghost Trick: You have no idea who you are and turns out you’re dead. Some table lamp tells you being dead made you a timelord. But not a cool timelord who has the entirety of space and time at his fingertips, no! Instead it requires a dead body and only can take you back four minutes. Thankfully some dumb-ass chick befriends you and keeps getting herself killed, so why not try out your new powers? By randomly activating objects around you, it somehow spontaneously produces some of the worlds most senseless Rube Goldberg machines. After saving that chick at least 5 more times, it turns out the whole time you were really doing all the legwork for the table lamp/Pomeranian/timelord. Oh yeah and you’re a cat…..and possibly a zombie?
